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Sunday, October 15
7:11 AM


i think my tagboard is under siege.



i've won 3 awards this week.


1. best joke of the week: "i'm so hot, my heater started smoking!"

p.s. my new heater started smoking when i was bathing again. it's me la.



2. best analogy of the week: "mmm, i think biting a small hole in the skin of a xiao long bao and sucking the juice is like performing cpr on a person."



3. best birthday speech: " i have a speech. yesterday is history, tomorrow is mystery, today is a gift, that's why we call it the present. and now... it's time to present presents!!!"



hurhurhur.

:D



'tis the season of many firsts.




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