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Thursday, October 5
9:59 AM



i seem to be having a special affinity with one person these few days. let's call her Mary.



earlier this week a senior walked into our lecture and loudly announced he found Mary's wallet. before he walked off, he didn't forget to add, "handicapped toilet", just so every single person in the entire lecture theatre would promptly know where Mary visited that day. ;)



after the lecture we bumped into Mary outside. we teased her about visiting you-know-where, leaving her wallet inside, and about the whole world now knowing she used the handicapped toilet. we parted ways and walked off. soon, Mary called me and asked if i was still in school: she left her jacket there.



the next day i saw Mary and learnt she found her jacket. another senior kept it for her. later in the afternoon, while i was sitting at a bench, someone randomly popped up and asked, "do you have Mary's number? a senior is looking for her." so in my head i'm thinking, wow this Mary is one popular girl this week.



today i was walking and another senior called out to me. "Hey do you know who's Mary? i found her thumbdrive in the computer lab."



Mary, Mary, Mary. i couldn't be more amused at our affinity.



just now when i was on my way out of school, my bus passed a bus-stop and i saw Mary there. i called her and told her i just passed her. and she said, "Hey you know actually just now i thought i lost my handphone, but luckily someone found it and returned it to me."



i told her,

"Mary, maybe you should start chaining everything to yourself."




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